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my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling
royse
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royse
@Roysenotes
microplastics collector
Seattle (sometimes Chi & LA)
Joined February 2011
- i have chained my roommate to the kitchen table. i will be cutting him open to see if he’s a cake. he says he isn’t, but that’s exactly something a cake would sayThese Are All Cakes
00:00 - the last place i’d ever wanna be is in the path of my 25 pound cat’s absolutely devastating double barrel roll attack
00:00 - went to the park to ponder only to find 4 other dudes already pondering there
- [getting a call from my dad] dad: hey son. wanted to let you know that grandma fell while buying the ingredients for her famous chocolate cake and she’s not gonna make it me: oh no dad: yeah i’ll be making it instead me: oh i thought you meant- dad: because she’s dead
- the perks of being a wallflower is just the joker for awkward indie kids
- the papa john day of reckoning is upon us
- He is. so dumb but words truly cannot do justice how much i love him
- happy sunday. please enjoy this video of my sister holding our fat cat
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