This is possibly the drink talking but my kids are rubbish compared to these kids and I’ve just told them to their faces.
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
@RossOCK
Lover. Kicker. Role model. New book, 'Don't Look Back in Ongar', coming in August. You can pre-order it here... linktr.ee/dontlookbackin…
Joined October 2008
- BREAKING: My old man has released a statement wondering why the fock he wasn't invited to the Oireachtas Golf Society event.
- The D4 Haka. Imagine the All Blacks facing that. They'd shit themselves.Dan Leavy, Luke McGrath and James Tracy learned a new trick at Leinster training today 😂😂
00:00 - Sea swimming. Or, as it used to be known, swimming.
- My annual reminder that it doesn’t matter what you got in our Leaving Cert. it’s how rich your old man is that matters.
- The kids in Killiney have stopped taking sweets on Halloween. You just tap your credit cord.
- So here’s a letter I received from Feargal Quinn after mentioning Superquinn in 2007’s ‘Ross Guide to South Dublin.’ Two words. Class act.
- If you want my opinion, a fairer way to settle a draw in rugby would be to fly everyone to Ko Samui, set up four towers of Chang on the bor, then teams of six have to do a relay, swim the length of the pool, pour themselves a pint from the tower, send it, then swim back.
- Somewhere in Galway right now, some dope is thinking, 'I'll leave it until about ten past four, then I'll go for a swim in the sea.'
- Shocking carry-on at the RDS yesterday. I had to tell my children that the RA was short for Rathgor.
- Saw this scene outside the Shelbourne last night and my first thought was that Sean O'Brien must be back in the Ireland squad.
- Five jobs I've had: Friend and mentor to @BrianODriscoll. Friend and mentor to @RonanOGara10. Friend and mentor to @JohnnySexton. Friend and mentor to @Ian_madigan. Friend and mentor to @JoeyCarbery.
- Sorry, WHAT the focking fock?The Leinster Schools Senior Cup will move outside of Dublin 4 in 2025, with Tallaght Stadium set to host the event in March buff.ly/4fYcClG
- Joe Schmidt could probably coach the Ireland soccer team as well.
