Hey Twitter! Wanna see a little before and after of my kitchen? Too bad. I’m so proud of it and want to show you.
Rosie Card
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entrepreneur/ founder/ author/ tired
Joined January 2013
- MEN! Every list says you want beard oil, a pocket knife, or something leather. WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?
- Rough outline for “Your body is a temple” that isn’t about body parts to cover.
- Replying to @RosemaryCardFor everyone so concerned about my loss is cabinet space. I gained the entire right side of the fridge. Microwave is hidden in the middle cabinet. Dishwasher is hidden next to the sink. Thank you for your concern.
- Replying to @RosemaryCardHere is a full shot of the dining area. Benches have full storage underneath the cushions. So again. I’m ok on storage.
- Replying to @RosemaryCard
- One time a car cut me off super hard near Temple Square. Just as I was about to lift my hand to communicate my feelings Elder Cook leaned out the window and apologetically waved. 😳
- I’m a Mormon which means I don’t really believe in hell but when I think of the @NRA and the way they are lining their pockets with dollars drenched in children’s blood I’m hell’s number one believer because surely there will be a place for you fuckers.
- Just lost it on a LDS women FB thread. All I’m going to say is single Mormons deserve medals for a lot of reasons but especially for dealing with belittling married members. You people are exhausting.
- Women, please like this tweet if a guy repeatedly showing up to your work to ask you out would make you uncomfortable. (Asking for your schedule when you’re not there.)
- Ok but why are grandpas and moms of 9 kids cleaning buildings at 8 am on a Saturday morning if we have 100 BILLION dollars?!
















