3 trillion yrs ago, my boss at Oceanic Bank had me picking up assorted imported babes from the airport on Fridays.
Airport staff started calling me “PROTOCOL” once I showed up because I was always there.
Corporate Affairs was my job.
He took the ‘Affairs’ part very seriously. 😭
Miss Romey ✨
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Joined September 2009
- My dad turned 70 today. He had my brother at 33. He had me at 37. I am 33. My brother is 37.
- For every 10 half naked women, there are more than 25,000 fully clothed, working regular jobs & serving God in church but these useless men will choose to follow women who have prioritized sexuality & come online to talk nonsense every other day. Get these clowns out of my sight.“Our women think ‘I have breast, I have yansh’ is the table” - Dayo D1 Adeneye
00:00 - “Who dey follow you laugh?” A very unique call to order.
- Everyday I understand better why Jacob wrestled with that Angel and said you go nowhere until you bless me.
- Brymo is not the only one who has asked female artistes to sleep with him for a feature - Producers ask for sex, artistes ask for sex, OAP’s ask for sex, promoters ask for sex - but he’s the one who has tweeted about it because he knows that there will be no consequences.
- #EndSarsProtesters please remember; 1. Wear a mask 2. Don’t wear #EndSars shirts when you leave home or are heading home alone. 3. Carry water/milk & a handkerchief (teargas) 4. Share your location with someone as you move so help can be sent if needed 5. Don’t share fake news
- Nobody: Google: Sign back in. Me: *Signs in* Google: OMG WHO SIGNED IN. OMG. OMG. OMG.
- Wizkid soft sha.
- Objects in mirror are larger than they appear or whatever rear view mirrors advise.
- We don’t. It deals with us.
















