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LeftyLiars

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LeftyLiars

@RobLarrikin

Conservative cartoonist • LeftyLiars cartoon strip • Kamala cartoons • Obama cartoons • Biden cartoons • caricatures • #MAGA Truth Social - same handle.

Dallas, Texas, United States

Joined November 2022

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@RobLarrikin
May 16, 2023
Replying to @Yipppp227 and @historyinmemes
The men didn't want those finding the message to think they had been drinking whisky and knew they'd long be dead when it was found. The two would be dust blowing along the road outside. They were saying, "Remember us."
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@RobLarrikin
Jun 18, 2023
Replying to @Fredligeiro24 and @historyinmemes
Find an activity, join a club, and mix with people. They won't let you stay single long when they find out you're a bachelor. While you're doing all that, don't actively pursue a partner. Let the partner find you. Be patient, and it will all work out.😎
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@RobLarrikin
Aug 1, 2023
Replying to @alixklim01 and @contextdogs
Possibly a kangal/labrador cross, but they docked their ears, probably to make them look more like lions. 😼
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@RobLarrikin
Sep 15, 2023
You just left your mark. 😺
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@RobLarrikin
Apr 22, 2023
Replying to @MeganTheOracle and @StephenKing
What is Stephen King doing to save people? He supports Democrats who are destroying America and likes to write simple-minded horror stories filled with mistakes that irritate anyone with an I.Q. above 90. It saves them from having to buy barbeque wood.
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@RobLarrikin
Jul 28, 2023
Replying to @HumansNoContext
"Lady, I may be a lowly thief, but with a cowardly boyfriend like yours, you need this money more than I do!" 😎
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@RobLarrikin
Jul 30, 2023
Replying to @InternetH0F
The argument fails badly. One person has to pay back his debt to taxpayers and not another, which is unfair. A socialist then compares his debt to "cancer," which needs "curing." Conveniently for him, the loan wasn't "cancer" when he took it out. Fail.
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@RobLarrikin
Jul 16, 2023
Replying to @TansuYegen
Some might say it was just wanting to wrestle, but if that were the case, it would have leaped on the baby from behind, something stalking cats always do. The fact that it raced around to the other side and pushed the baby away indicates its rescue was real. 😎
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@RobLarrikin
Oct 7, 2023
Replying to @fasc1nate
In such a battle, the hairs along the spine and elsewhere often stand up, triggered by adrenaline and sensory response. Rolling in the dirt afterward helps settle the fur back down and remove foreign substances like blood or venom.
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@RobLarrikin
Jul 4, 2023
Replying to @Cleoyourlatina and @PicturesFoIder
The teacher's IQ was 50, and her temper went from zero to five hundred in 5 seconds. 😺
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@RobLarrikin
Dec 11, 2023
Replying to @fasc1nate
In a private business behind closed doors, this would be called prostitution. Doing it in the street, she would be labeled a masochist, voyeur, or exhibitionist. In a mental asylum, it was treated with drugs and therapy. Inside an art gallery, it magically becomes "art." 😎
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@RobLarrikin
Jul 1, 2023
Replying to @Bluecheckbaby and @TansuYegen
These kids intuitively apply mathematical concepts, including algebraic principles, by doing soccer tricks. Their brains process angles, trajectories, forces, and coordination and calculate mathematical concepts to control their movements and interact with the ball and their
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@RobLarrikin
Apr 11, 2023
Replying to @AydarAkhatov and @fasc1nate
All the cops had to do was find a glass factory owner driving around in a Porsche wearing a sequin jacket and smoking Havana cigars. I dunno, it's hard to find good detectives these days... 😺
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@RobLarrikin
Jun 12, 2023
Replying to @mattyp2020 and @curiosityonx
Might as well photograph the side without jaggies. 😺
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