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Rob Fox III
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Writer/Podcaster | Child Dad | Born: STL | #MIZ | Podcast: Softcore History (linked)
Austin, TX
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Born February 24
Joined October 2011
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    Rob Fox III
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    Sep 14, 2020
    Somehow this cartoon I made literally just for shits and gigs for my Twitter was named a finalist for Best Comedy Micro Film and Best Texas Film at the #AustinAfterDarkFilmFestival. Screens tonight. On an actual movie screen. Pretty excited.
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    Rob Fox III
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    Apr 9, 2020
    Made a new cartoon about guns and Coronavirus and socialism and Chef Boyardee pls watch. Steve's New Gun (for killing his neighbors if this Coronavirus stuff goes really south)
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    Rob Fox III
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    Sep 8, 2024
    Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie.
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    Rob Fox III
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    May 28, 2024
    People really don’t talk enough about how Angel Hernandez, arguably the worst MLB umpire of all time, tried to sue the MLB for racism for not assigning him to playoff games and in court the MLB just wheeled out a TV and showed how dogshit he was at his job
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    Rob Fox III
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    Jan 1, 2024
    Wife got me a cold brew maker for Christmas. Didn’t realize it made cold brew *concentrate* until after I had a cup. Heart is racing. Toilet is pure tripe. Just shooting out stomach lining at this point.
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    Rob Fox III
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    Dec 16, 2024
    He has no formal coaching experience *in football* Michael Vick has, however, helmed a competitive sporting organization before
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    Ross Dellenger
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    Dec 16, 2024
    Michael Vick, who has no formal coaching experience, says he has interviewed for the Norfolk State job.
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    Rob Fox III
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    Oct 7, 2023
    Woke up on this gorgeous fall morning in my nice house. Played with my two adorable children. Got coffee with my beautiful wife. And if my sports teams don’t win today I’m going to wrap my car around a tree and welcome death.
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    Rob Fox III
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    Oct 10, 2016
    Game respects game. #KenBone vine.co/v/5g36juBKUUz
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    Rob Fox III
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    Dec 25, 2016
    *at church* GF (who isn't Catholic): The kneelers are uncomfortable. Me: [points at Jesus] Neither is a cross. [to Jesus] Sorry about her.
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    Rob Fox III
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    Aug 10, 2016
    Can't be fun for China to raise an army of slave-athletes, then watch doofus stoner American Michael Phelps murder Olympic records #USA
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    Rob Fox III
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    May 28, 2024
    The union made him impossible to fire, I believe. That was at least a big part of it
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    Rob Fox III
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    Nov 3, 2016
    Kid: Grandpa, tell me about the Great Chicago Fire. Grandpa: The Cubs had finally won the World Series again, and we were all very drunk...
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    Rob Fox III
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    Jan 1, 2024
    Replying to @DUDEwipes
    A+ social media team work right there
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    Rob Fox III
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    May 28, 2024
    Replying to @chipman88
    lol yes
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    Rob Fox III
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    Apr 7, 2017
    When LaVar Ball says white players are why UCLA lost I assume he's referring to his half-white son getting 39 dropped on him by De'Aaron Fox