I’m Zack. I’m a former baby and recovering toddler who has survived a Paper Cut once or twice. My puns are always intended. Also a highly gifted napper
Maturity is realizing that in the film Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man she slept with exactly once—a man who never even owned the necklace. She completely disregards the fact that the explorer who brought her to the wreck
I’m proud of my genes.
There’s nothing wrong with being white.
There’s also nothing wrong with being proud of the fact that you’re white.
The hate Sydney Sweeney is getting just proves why we actually need to be prouder of our whiteness.
Tucker: Do you know the muffin man?
Ted: The muffin man?
Tucker: The muffin man
Ted: No. I don’t know him personally.
(Tucker laughs maniacally)
Tucker: How can you know anything about Drury Lane if you’ve never met the muffin man?! 🤣