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Pretty fucking funny watching sorority chicks go to an out of state school for 70k a year, become a teacher, and beg for venmo donations to decorate their classroom
Richard Ryder
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Richard Ryder
@RickRyderSooner
Proud American, University of Oklahoma class of 1969. Golf enthusiast, 23 handicap. Opinions do not represent my business, not certified financial advice.
- Opened the “wyd” Snapchat from 1am at 3:58pm. Tough scene
- At Sephora with the wife. Place is packed, nowhere to stand or sit without being directly in line of fire. No cell service. Not good not good
- Whole family is a little boozed up and I was talking and wasn’t shuffling cards. Grandpa just rips me “shuffle the cards retard” in front of all family members. Legend
- Replying to @brodysheetzESPNHonestly a good save. At least decently believable follow up depending on timing. May he Rest in Peace
- Upstairs neighbor cleaned their entire apartment today and now (1:56AM) I can hear the bed frame moving in a rhythmic pattern #NICE
- HS kid smoking a J in his car in the golf course parking lot. Made eye contact as I walked by, had to give him the nod of approval. Could see the fear of me snitching in his eyes. Go low brother
- Better feeling discuss/debate: 1. Orgasm (self-induced) 2. When the barber uses electric clippers by your ears and it sends the shiver 3. Pulling up next to a shitty driver and your assumption of a minority was correct 4. Watching black people vs police bodycam footage
- There is no better combo on a hungover Sunday than hoodie+freeballing with my hand in my shorts+couch+minority delivery app+NFL redzone
- Girl I know makes $55k a year pre-tax and pays $1500+ in rent. She is currently on her 4th international vacation of 2025. Taking bets on either her dad’s Amex or her own (unpaid and severely underwater) Amex.
- No I didn’t write in anything fucking stupid and take a pic for 13 likes on this app. Straight R down the ticket and yes I made sure that Donny J was printed on top.
- Zach Bryan tour tshirt, upside down Dallas hat, panda dunks. 0/3 buddy
- NOLA Review: People-👍🏻 Food-👍🏻 Lack of Indians-👍🏻 Architecture/Atmosphere/Liveliness-👍🏻 Bourbon-👍🏻 Whippets and Crawfish-👍🏻 Severe homeless/tweaker problem-👎🏻 Absurd amount of black people-👎🏻 Potholes-👎🏻
