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Rhett Reese
@RhettReese
Writer/producer. Deadpool 1 & 2, Deadpool & Wolverine, Zombieland 1 & 2, Joe Schmo 1 & 2, Life, Wayne, Twisted Metal, Balls Up, Novel 'Anxiety' on Kindle...
Joined May 2008
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    To me, the best feeling in life, even better than sex, is one of those wild, uncontrollable fits of laughter that reduce you to a helpless puddle of joy. I place those fits above sex because of how rare they are, and involuntary, Never do your problems feel further away.
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    Team Pool needs your official 'vote' of support. Let's break the internet. RETWEET if you would buy a ticket to the DEADPOOL MOVIE.
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    This is my last online clothing purchase ever. These Nikes looked so cool online, but the heels of them are ridiculously pointy. My wife is calling me Legolas! I feel like I should be living in a bottle granting wishes! I’m the Iron Sheik!
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    Was one of the best moments of my life too. Just cloud ten.
    Tim Miller says one of the proudest moments of his life is when the first footage for ‘DEADPOOL’ premiered at #SDCC and the crowd asked for it to be played again #SDCC
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    It took me decades, a fourteen month old son, and a quarantine to realize Big Bird only has one working arm.
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    That’s a wrap! Deadpool 2 is in the can!
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    VERY happy to announce at last!
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    Welcome stupendous Deadpool 2 director @DavidMLeitch to Twitter! Get your follow on!
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    I wish there were more articles I could read about Game of Thrones.
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    The biggest takeaway from Once Upon a Deadpool was that Fred Savage is one of the funniest mf’s on earth.
    It’s not kidnapping. I like to think of it as, “unsolicited location enhancement.” #OnceUponADeadpool
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    My wife likes to stay in so much, I think she'd do great in prison.
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    The current Phoenix Suns are a gift to the city and its fans, who suffered through ten or so straight years of angst. I am mainlining joy right now. What a team.
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    Here’s the best Hollywood advice I could ever give: have manners. Don’t be late, but if you are, apologize. Give bad news promptly and with caring. Return correspondence. Do what you said you would. Say thank you. Manners. Manners. Manners.