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Joined September 2021
- BREAKING: Italy wins gold medal in racism at Paris Olympics
- Buckingham Palace reports that Queen Elizabeth will be meeting former President Ronald Reagan later today
- In display of solidarity for Iranian women, Israeli women are cutting off water access to GazaWomen. Life. Freedom. Today Israelis gathered in #Jerusalem & showed their support for the brave Iranians fighting for their basic human rights. This young Israeli woman with Iranian roots cut her hair as a sign of solidarity with Iranian women. #Mahsa_Amini #IranProtests
00:00 - BREAKING: Germany says attack on Nordstream pipeline has triggered NATO Article 5, but it's complicated since it was by the United States
- BREAKING: Israeli delegation walks out of UN after President Biden says "you can not seize a nation's territory by force" in UNGA speech
- BREAKING: Elon Musk has died, aged 51.
- BREAKING: Former Japanese PM Shinzo Abe meeting Former President Reagan today
- BREAKING: CIA Flop Era continues as the United States loses Brazil's Presidential Election
- BREAKING: Girlboss Mussolini will become the next Prime Minister of Italy
- BREAKING: Russia appoints Juan Guaidó as the Interim President of Ukraine
- BREAKING: Moderate white supremacist wins France election
- CNBC: Cuba has a life expectancy higher than the United States. But could living longer be a bad thing?
- Videos emerge of anti-Semitic violence against Israeli tanks invading Gaza
