Duke of KwaMagxaki
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- “Please hold while we try connect you to the next available agent” Next available agent:
- I’m at a restaurant and it’s become evident that you guys are stealing diffusers.
- Guys please stop making your careers your personalities we all went to school 😂😂
- I thought we all knew that checkers reduces vegetable prices after 4pm and Woolies does the same with some of their meats after 2pm, or I’m the only one struggling? 😭
- Adulting is putting back mince worth R54,50 because you saw another pack for R54,45.
- I’m actually glad we are not the generation that had to fight apartheid. Y’all would’ve sold out for a polony of pap.Sunday Lunch With My Chomies🤍☺️
- Dr Noxolo Grootbom is back from retirement. She will host Newzroom Afrika’s Nguni news bulletin.
- Rehana from Kimberly went missing 14 years ago. She would be turning 29 years old today. Her mother still has hope that she is still alive. May her prayers be heard.
- I have a friend back home who is a caterer. He’s expecting his first child. They had a nappy braai for him. Majita got someone to order catering for 20 and had him deliver it, to his surprise braai. Homeboy got a gig and gifts. 😂👌🏽
- Mr Mxolisi Mgolozeli, University of Free State security guard since 2003, has graduated with a Masters in Governance and Political Transformation. ✊🏾
- My neighbor got arrested this morning. He works/ was working at Eskort. He was stealing bacons and viennas and selling them on Facebook marketplace, with his account. 😭
- My colleague just offered this hun he met over the weekend ubereats for lunch and she responded “I hope you don’t think I’m one of those girls you buy food for bums” 😭😭
