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With great appreciation to @JonButter2, the Detective Jesus book trailer is ready and I think it's so much better with such a quality voiceover #AmWriting #BookTrailer
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Rep. Jack Kimble
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Rep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimble
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon amzn.to/3aDgUmi.
- President Trump is now 6'3" 224 pounds with 4.8% body fat. We might lose him to the NFL draft
- In fairness, JD was born with a rare condition that results in him getting dumber every 90 seconds..@VP: "I listen to @KamalaHarris for 90 seconds and I actually feel like I've gotten dumber in the process." 🤣
00:00 - So proud of Dean Cain joining ICE. FInally they found somebody who doesn't need a mask because nobody recognizes him.
- Blocking the Commanders' new stadium deal unless they change their name back to the Redskins is like an HOA requiring you to fly the Confederate flag.
- What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands. It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo
- Kash Patel is doing such a great job on fighting crime that we are actually having to import sex traffickers from other countries.
- Of course Simone Biles is jealous of Riley Gaines. In all her years competing in gymnastics, she never tied for fifth.
- Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies. Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?
- If only there was some kind of government agency assigned to monitor and give advance warning. Something like a National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. That would be a great agency to fund well and never gut it's funding to give early warning to save lives in these
- If Ukraine did attack Twitter as Elon Musk said, this is very serious. I invite Ukraine to conduct negotiations with me so we can bring peace to Twitter. Unfortunately, Elon holds no cards and doesn’t own a suit, so we expect Elon will have to give up a lot.
- Wow! Jimmy Kimmel got pulled off the air. What did he do? Advocate for murdering the homeless?
- Please avoid jumping to conclusions about the detainees shot at the ICE detention facility in Dallas until the FBI has had time to investigate the crime scene and construct a hypothetical text chain between the shooter and his roommate
- Unfortunately, Matt Gaetz is unable to accept a recess appointment because he has plans during most recess periods.
