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your friend, Dracula
@Remember_Sarah
🌸🐀 Host @YoureWrongAbout & Co-host @YouAreGoodpod / Writing @BelieverMag &c / Very big in Sheboygan. DMs closed, contact via website. 💕
Portland, Oregon
Joined September 2012
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    This is my mom’s never-fail chocolate zucchini cake recipe, and now it can be yours too
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    The most unrealistic element of Jurassic Park is the part where an American theme parks investors become concerned after a single worker is killed
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    I've felt ill at ease ever since I learned that red wine is supposed to be served at room temperature because room temperature in CASTLES was 50 degrees
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    So there's this mom on Instagram (batumi_mama) who has 22 babies under the age of 2, all born to surrogates, and what I find most surprising about my reaction to this is that I find it really unsettling to see that many babies together. what if they organize. what then.
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    the best thing about Heathers is that it takes place in the world where the most popular girls in school all dress like 46-year-old realtors getting their groove back after Dennis walked out
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    I like that Seth Meyers has completely abandoned suits. like, did it ever make sense for late night hosts to dress like lawyers
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    when oh when will Netflix add a category called "things you can kind of watch while doing something else"
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    I for one cannot get enough of the Bon Appetit/botulism scandal
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    Were midcentury bosses constantly insisting on dining in their employees' homes or has this threat been exaggerated by sitcoms and ads of the time?
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    the worst thing about completing The Dreaded Task is that it's never that bad and you realize you are just full of dread
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    I want a rom com about... a hypermasculine thriller writer who gets dropped by his publisher and decides to write a romance novel "for fun" and then discovers how hard it is and has to be mentored by a romance novelist who takes her glasses off
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    In 1982 an artist named Agnes Denes grew a two-acre wheatfield next to the World Trade Center and I think about it almost every day
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    I was 31 when the pandemic started and now I'm about to be 34, which means the oyster of my 30s--the Catherine Tramell/Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman years--have been spent indoors in a big sweater with hummus on the sleeves.
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    Remember the 90s, when David Schwimmer would say “lesbians” and the audience would laugh and laugh and laugh