Texas taking these pics in front of the swimming trophies will never not send me rolling
Arch Manning at Texas today 👀 @gkketch
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Not sticking to sports,I do not owe you a debate.
- At least I don't have to pretend to defend that fucking brisket anymore.
- Spencer Rattler has more Big 12 championships as a Freshman than Sam Ehlinger had in his entire career.
- Lincoln Riley wants you to believe he convinced his wife to move across country from her family in like five hours
- Not after halftime.
- How the hell do you Texas fans do this every three years. It's nine hours in and I'm exhausted.
- Lincoln Riley wants you to believe he convinced his wife, four other guys and their wives, to move across country from their family in like five hoursLincoln Riley wants you to believe he convinced his wife to move across country from her family in like five hours
- Longhorns gonna rush the field rn like A&M fans did the Capitol on Jan 6th
- Caleb Williams throwing to Theo Wease, Mario Williams, Marvin Mims and a revamped TE room That dog will hunt.
- Don't let the birth of Jesus Christ distract you from the fact that the Texas Longhorns lost to Kansas in football
- Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - Kansas beat Texas in football in 2021 and 2016
- Guys we are this close to Heisman House commercials with Baker & Kyler as roomies.
- My condolences to the other 13 SEC teams on their hard-fought loss tonight
- Think of all the toddlers named Lincoln that are four and younger in Oklahoma Dads are in shambles. Ruins. AND THE DOGS oh god the dogs got to take those to the shelter hell maybe the kids too.