Washed Gamer (@RealWashedGamer) / X

Washed Gamer

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Washed Gamer

@RealWashedGamer

full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast.

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Joined February 2011

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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Feb 10, 2025
My 100,000th tweet has to be special so here we go: It’s all bullshit. It’s all for fun. Twitter is pure entertainment for me & sometimes the truth isn’t as fun as the lie. I would’ve stopped using this app a long time ago if I didn’t fundamentally enjoy it as much as I do.
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Feb 14, 2025
Replying to @ShitpostRock
Death > “ew what the fuck”
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Mar 3, 2023
Replying to @Kingeh and @JoeFash0
Dude with the bike like
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Jan 9, 2021
Replying to @curvegodalex
“So we took a look at your car and the problem was way worse than you coulda imagined, the top came off” Them: “top of what” “Well it might sound hard to believe... but the top of the car” Them: “the sunroof?” “Among other things”
Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Jul 31, 2025
Replying to @bamijuda1
k. It auto goes uppercase for most so lowercase is extra effort. The period isn’t necessary but it adds a firm point
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Jan 24, 2025
Replying to @TheFliestPlane
Therapists that provide solutions & not just a shoulder to cry on >>>>
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Nov 14, 2024
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
“It’s infowars, we’re not changing a thing” - The Onion
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Sep 15, 2023
Replying to @Dexerto
31% of users refer to it as X? Are they in the room with us right now?
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Jul 8, 2023
Replying to @CultureCrave
Girl saw the Keke Palmer drama & immediately started clout chasing. They’ve BEEN broken up, she just wants to slander his name & get her 15 mins. This part right here, tells me that it’s a her issue not a him issue.
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Apr 16, 2025
Replying to @BleacherReport
Nutmegs the defender, hits the floater, passes it to the ref off the make to get the tech, fakes the pass to the ref. This might be the greatest ejection sequence I’ve ever seen, the entire thing is a highlight
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Feb 5, 2021
Replying to @Keldrickpaints
Other scientists: naw but I do be seeing boobies all over the place though
Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Oct 22, 2024
Replying to @zoerosebryant
Me after doing this with my costar
GIF
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Apr 20, 2025
Replying to @micropIastlcs
I hide likes for my sanity, not yours The sooner you realize your social media is for you, & not other people, the better
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Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
Jul 12, 2024
Replying to @ii_analyze
“I once worked with a guy for 3 years & never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
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