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Declan Rising: Revengeance

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Declan Rising: Revengeance

@RealDeclanReed

Christ first in all things Military Veteran | 1A 2A Semipro shitposter Back-to-back internet slapfight champion Winner of 3 Pearbody awards

USA

Joined December 2015

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@RealDeclanReed
Jul 15, 2025
"If you're still mad about the Epstein Files, you're not really MAGA" I've heard this from a number of people lately. Some are friends, others are opportunists who think that they can use the suffering of children vis a vis political tribalism as some sort of gotcha. Well golly
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@RealDeclanReed
Jul 19, 2025
Replying to @boulderpunch1
Way too easy. PirateSoftware leaves first. He then goes on stream and draws three boxes in Paint, reinforced by about 25 lines of unnecessary code, to explain to his audience how an admission can be seen as a non-admission. Phil on the other hand sets up stream in the locked
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@RealDeclanReed
Sep 10, 2025
Replying to @punishedmother
You're fucking evil.
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@RealDeclanReed
Dec 13, 2024
Replying to @DenimsTV
Ah yes, as a veteran I remember when all of my sisters-in-arms made sure to apply concealer, blush, contour, lipstick, line their eyebrows, and fix their hair before assuming battle stations.
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@RealDeclanReed
Nov 8, 2025
Replying to @zarahussain999
You know who is not Islamophobic? Majority-Muslim nations. Funny you didn't think to go to one of those, considering there's 49 to choose from. Wonder why.
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@RealDeclanReed
Jul 21, 2025
Replying to @esjesjesj
Cane sugar is gram for gram only 5% less sweet than HFCS while offering a significantly better insulin response AND not being metabolized in the liver which can lead to lipogenesis. Are you able to go a single day, just one, without tweeting grossly uninformed stupid shit?
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@RealDeclanReed
Oct 28, 2025
Replying to @AOC
You went from one private sector job in your entire life, a bartender, to getting taxpayer handouts for authoring zero pieces of passed legislation in six years. Sit all the way the fuck down.
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@RealDeclanReed
Aug 15, 2025
Replying to @OGKidSSBM
"My walk with Jesus is performative at best because I'm afraid to have any real conviction in the face of evil" Fixed it for you.
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@RealDeclanReed
Aug 28, 2025
Replying to @Idubbbz
Imagine bringing up stuff he said 15 years ago to own him. Gee Ian I wonder what YOU were saying 15 years ago... Translation: Sit your five-dollar ass down, you Temu-Tattoo pussy.
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@RealDeclanReed
Sep 24, 2021
Replying to @kedokinnie
What's stopping me? Self-respect, dignity, the love of my parents, a sense of fashion, friends who care enough to say "no", an appropriate level of testosterone, common sense, a lack of desire to prove how "edgy" I am by dressing like a goth clown. Yeah that's probably about it.
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@RealDeclanReed
Jul 21, 2025
Replying to @esjesjesj
Translation: I got embarrassed on this topic so I want to switch topics to something I think this guy might not know about, in the hopes that I can save a shred of dignity. You know what? Sure, why not. Let's talk vaccines but, before we begin, you might want to know that I'm 15
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@RealDeclanReed
Jul 17, 2025
Replying to @harryjsisson and @SarahisCensored
Harry it's not a good look when you puff your chest out to be big and bad online against a woman, but the second a guy like me comes along and calls you out on your bullshit, you tuck tail and run like a giant pussy. It would be sad if it weren't so funny.
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@RealDeclanReed
Apr 13, 2025
Replying to @InfernoOmni
"I have nothing against Emily" Other than her complete and total disregard for human life on the road, considering phone distraction causes 6x the number of vehicular homicides that DUIs do, right? That's a pretty big character flaw. Stop simping for shitbag people.
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@RealDeclanReed
Jun 1, 2023
Replying to @saras76 and @EdKrassen
If Ed and his brother know about anything in this world, it's slippery slopes.
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