How to commission an artist
Don't:
-Send a DM
-Ask if they're open
-Give them your paypal
Do:
-Meet in a smokey, secluded neutral ground
-Say "I have a job for you"
-Slide your ref across saying "Here's the guy."
-Drop a wad of unmarked bills on the table "All in advance"
"I haven't quite been feeling myself since the inoculation..."
(3 more days to go!)
Ahhh! Big thanks to @/lakehounds for fulfilling a commission idea I honestly didn't expect to be extremely relevant by the time it was completed