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    surely a ramp would be better
    Ticketmaster makes 'huge step' for disabled music fans bbc.in/2MZCHWK
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    surely a ramp would be better
    Ticketmaster makes 'huge step' for disabled music fans bbc.in/2MZCHWK
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    Really grinds my gears how every year Suicide Prevention day is all whittled down to ‘check up on your mates!’ and as good as that is it is never mentioned that we desperately need a mental health service that is adequately funded by the government
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    The Conservative Party: “Hey I think we should kill all the poor” Normal People: “Hey that’s bad! Don’t do that!” The Conservative Party: “We are no longer going to kill all the poor” Fucking Idiots: “Wow Credit where it’s due good decision well done Boris! 👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻”
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    Jeremy Corbyn has a full team of economists and analysts to produce a fully costed manifesto but spice boys and Fiat 500 girls think that his plans would collapse an entire economy
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    this is, and forever will be, the best tweet ever
    Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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    the commonwealth games are so funny like sorry about colonising all of ur countries now who wanna play ping pong
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    Seeing a lot of this going around with ‘NHS workers are paid less than this 😡’ Ok then..? Argue that NHS workers should be paid more. McDonalds employees aren’t the enemy, the Tory government that has chronically underfunded the health service and doesn’t value its staff is.
    McDonald’s workers are organising so they can be paid £15 per hour, get guaranteed hours each week and get union recognition. It's only by coming together that we can make real change. So support the McStrikers tomorrow. Find them here: waronwant.org/McStrike-near-… #McStrike
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    Nothing fried my head more than the Leeds fest dog handler patting the dog going 'go on boy find the ket' on Saturday morning
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    Right. I’ve been thinking this for a while and I know I’m gonna get hate but I’m gonna say it. £5 isn’t a bargain for a chicken burger and chips. That’s a normal price. Dare I say it even slightly more than average.
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    Football twitter be like “men’s mental health matters too :( ❤️” and then be racist, homophobic & abusive towards anyone who acts or looks slightly differently to them
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    Late contender for highlight of the year has to be James Acaster telling Lorraine Kelly to go fuck herself for suggesting Piers Morgan is a hero ❤️
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    Never forget the party running the slogan: "If you want a n***** for a neighbour, vote Liberal or Labour" This was in Portsmouth 60 years ago. They won the seat. The people who voted then, some are still alive now. They are voting, are you?