hear me out—instead of Meghan, we interview prince Andrew. and instead of Oprah, it’s the police
Alice
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Alice
@RationalBlonde
Yes I know what my handle is.
- I can’t believe the images I am seeing coming out of Florida today.
- Who hasn’t been excited by the thrill of the chaise?damn imagine getting turned down by a couch
- #boycottcostco in a nutshell: “If you don’t have a mask on, you can’t shop here.” “Oh yeah, well if you won’t let me in without a mask on, I’m not shopping here.” “Thank you. That’s what we said.”
- Trump is absolutely wearing a Foley catheter. It’s a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine into a bag strapped to the leg. That line down his pants? Not a crease. It’s tubing. Every step he takes sounds like the sloshing of a warm Capri Sun
- Replying to @JoshEakleManufacturer here, can confirm we're working with our overseas partners to buy in bulk for the foreseeable future
- We need to add PR, DC, and Guam as states. 53 is a prime number then we can truly be one nation, indivisible
- Replying to @elonmuskAre you going to let people change their names once they verify? -Asking as someone who is now stuck as a chicken sandwich
- Replying to @RationalBlondeWearing a Foley catheter isn’t inherently a big deal. Lots of people need them. But when a 78-year-old president is potentially using one...and not disclosing serious health issues...that’s different. We had the same problem with Biden: age-related decline, downplayed/hidden.
- it’s my first day in San Francisco, and I’ve already passed multiple cars with signs like this and spoke to a few locals about their own break-ins insane
- “porn is harmful” says woman who was sued for manufacturing exploding vaginal-scented candles
- Replying to @TrumpDailyPostsPaddington 2 is a national security threat
- the clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings, and still isn’t as sensitive as the people who @ me
