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No shitty ideas today. I’m tired folks
Sam Comerford
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Sam Comerford
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- “My friends, you have angered the Ancient Red Dragon, who I previously informed you was not to be trifled with…”
- Shitty Character Idea: A cleric who was a warlock until their patron ascended to godhood. Now they have to deal with being a priest.
- Shitty Character Idea: A druid who has only ever seen the weird medieval art of animals, and thus their wildshapes are terrifying.
- Rogue: Ok! I killed the last one! Warlock, looking off into space: Wow, what a great battle! Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe! Rogue:...what the fuck are you doing? Warlock: My patron makes me do this for all the other demons. It’s how he makes money.
- If you’re a new DM, here’s a tip: Please shoot ranged weapons at your monk. Make the rogue do dexterity saves. Cast a spell at your wizard with counterspell. Letting the players use the cool features on their character sheets is really fun!
- Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever gotten a natural 20 exactly when you needed it in DnD??
- DM: Ready to play? Player: Yep! Quick question, do we use encumbrance? DM: Not in my games, no. Player: Okie dokie! DM: The only weight you have to deal with is the weight of your actions. Player: Oh.
- I’m not gonna lie this is probably my favorite image that I’ve ever edited together because it speaks directly to my soul
- Shitty Character Idea: A war cleric and a peace cleric who worship different aspects of the same god. They argue about it all the time. Also they’re married.
- Sorcerer: What’s that? Wizard: It’s my spellbook. It’s where I write down and keep track of all of my spells. Sorcerer: That sucks. Wizard: Well I’m sorry my grandpa didn’t fuck a dragon. Sorcerer: You leave Granddad and Razorfang out of this!
- Why have alignment in DnD when you can just have Vibes? Player: Hey, DM, can I vibe check this guy? DM: Roll insight. Player: 24? DM: His vibes are absolutely atrocious. Really stinky vibes.
- me when the party gets to the part of the DnD campaign that I’ve been planning since the beginning
- I hate the horny bard stereotype. It’s so limiting… PALADINS should be the horny ones! They’re literally immune to disease!! Smite with a strap-on bay-beeeeee!!!