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robyn☦️
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robyn☦️
@RRR0BYN
☦️ Orthodox Christian • Wife • Mama of 3 • Homebirth/Homeschool Respecter • Esoteric Motherhood • Writer • 🤍Linen • Fierce Mild •
Joined May 2017
- You’re 5, you have saved up for what feels like an eternity for an ice cream. You’re barely able to hold it so you accidentally drop it after 5 licks. Dad pats you on the back and says, THATS LIFE SON. Before you turn to leave he snaps a picture of your devastated face forThis kid saved up all week for an ice cream. Spent $5. Dropped it after the 5th lick. I didn’t buy him another one. Life is hard, he took it well.
- Because a lot of the time their moms initiated the divorce and destroyed their family and took their dads out of their lives for completely frivolous reasons.
- Pilot physiognomy is so real. Some dudes were just born to fly.This is *exactly* what you want to see when you board a plane, I’ll tell you that.
- Replying to @RRR0BYNIn our family we keep ice cream in the freezer and my kids can have some whenever they want, even for breakfast, bc I teach my kids ice cream is a health food lol
- Replying to @notgwendalupeI love how she was like “aw I’m so sorry I’m going to have to beat your ass now” 💀💀💀
- The fact that this is some novel tourist attraction and not just everyday life should radicalize you to depths not previously known.The train that turns your trip into a time machine — the 1930s-style British Pullman Express, England.
00:00 - This era of girlhood was so cozy you can’t convince me otherwise. No social media except MySpace, sharing limewire downloads, going out on Friday and walking around your town to see who else was out and hang out, Paris Hilton spearheading the Bimbo Nationalist movement. Simpler
- Did you know that a healthy placenta goes for about 35k on the medical market? Do you know what happened to your placenta? Did they even let you see it?
- Replying to @hydromerchantThe photo and twitter post is literally the WORST PART of this
- If your man explains geopolitics to another woman that’s cheating.asked a man what’s going on with Iran and he said i’m not your boyfriend
- Can’t wait for the era of slick back buns to finally die and for the volume renaissance to ensue.
- One thing I learned while living in Ireland for 7 years. When you see one of these things you turn tf around and leave.fairy circles
- Did you know you can just get pregnant, never see a doctor and then give birth by yourself in your home? You can just do things.
