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i’ll be quoting this post with one cristiano ronaldo goal everyday till the number he eventually retires with !
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Joined June 2020
- ronaldo playfully trolling his wife in public is the last thing i expected to see 😂😂😂
- funny moments from real madrid players on instagram [a thread]
Readers added context to this imageReaders added contextThis post contains an ad for the gambling site Stake. This violates X's ad policies for gambling content. business.x.com/en/help/ads-po… - di maria wasn’t even looking at macherano so how did he do that 😭😭😭
- sadio mane is such a carefree person, bro enjoys messing with ronaldo 😂😂
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- bro i’ve never seen anyone do this so how was ozil managing it with no effort in pressure games ?🤔
- ivan toney’s reaction as cristiano ronaldo tried an overhead kick in the saudi cup final will never not be funny, bro was petrified 😭😭😭
- 2013: “all they know is 9 ucl’s” 2014: “all they know is 10 ucl’s” 2016: “all they know is 11 ucl’s” 2017: “all they know is 12 ucl’s” 2018: “all they know is 13 ucl’s” 2022: “all they know is 14 ucl’s” 2025: “all they know is 15 ucl’s”
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Such an accurate meme. - notice how ronaldo didn’t look at the goal or the keeper even once but still scored ? this guy is ridiculous
- cristiano ronaldo in italy was 0% stress, 100% iq
- el bicho, hattrick ? nah. hattrick ? hattrick ? the commentator was soo hyped for ronaldo 🤣🤣🤣
- cristiano ronaldo 2008, the most complete version of an athlete
00:00 - cristiano ronaldo’s last speech as a real madrid player, like or you’re g*y
