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Joined May 2014
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    Out of all the things you just said, 'vote Trump' might've been the worst.
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    I can't deal with characters that act like teenagers when they should be professional, level military personnel in a space exploration vessel. #MakeStarTrekBoringAgain
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    Man milk goes for a lot these days on the Chinese black market. It's a little side gig I want to get into. And this motherfucker looks like he's filled with man milk.
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    Lord, why have you forsaken me?
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    William Shatner is not coming on any of our shows. He never will. And leave him alone, because I just can't take Captain Kirk pulling up pictures of me on the Nerd Crew set and calling me a moron. My heart can't take it.
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    And we also have very small pint glasses, too!
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    Jesus can look like anybody because he lives in your heart, and my Jesus looks like a sexy little black girl.
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    I'm a man of visual medium. I'm a filmmaker, I'm an artist, and I'm a garbage picker.
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    Oh my God! I'm sick! I've got... the Macarena-virus.
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    Bad movies aren't fun unless the person that made them tried.
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    Eat the multibillion-dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice, you weirdos.
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    Rich Evans superimposed sits on couch.