Jake
3,751 posts
- When Attach told Faccento and me that he couldn’t go to Ghosts Columbus 4 days before the event because HE WAS FAILING GEOMETRYName a gaming moment that made you feel like this...
- I’m going through my old camera roll and bro there is no way Dashy tried finessing Brian and me like this in 2016
- The league refs who sit in teams’ teamspeaks during CDL match pregame lobbies are the only ones left who get to hear what a MW2 lobbies sounded like
- “He’s one shot, he’s one shot” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
- “It’s never chalked” - Dashy because it sounds cooler than MajorManiak
- MackenzieMelts lives in the same apartment building as Lamar, and Lamar wouldn’t let Mack introduce himself in person until they won a home series. Imagine 3 months of suspense just to be underwhelmed by meeting Lamar. Sheesh!
- Surge went from losing to Silly & Fire40’s team @ the pro-am to playing in Grand Finals at the next Major. Vanguard keeping everyone on their toes
- I’ll never forget when I was playing truth or dare at a high school party and a girl dared me to go home









