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RAF_Luton
@RAF_Luton
The assumed Official Twitter account of the world's most mysterious & secret (and fictitious) military base.
(Parody/Satire Account)
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Joined January 2019
- BREAKING: The first HS2 train for the North of England runs today, the new service will link Birmingham (Warwickshire) to Manchester (Chesire) and Barnsley (Lancashire) in just 71.75hrs and cost only £800.85bil to build. Tickets will cost £717.5 (Off-Peak) Filmed from a Canberra
00:00 - SPOILER ALERT: Many of you have messaged to ask if #Vigil is filmed onboard HMS Sinky and if submarines really are that big! we can confirm that it is filmed onboard HMS Sinky and have attached a handy "Visitors Guide to HMS Sinky" that will help you through tonights episode
- BREAKING: The leader of the host nation is ceremoniously fired from a Artillery Tank into St Ives Bay to mark the end of the #G7Summit or other, a tradition that goes back over 620yrs! #G7Cornwall #G7Summit2021 #G7SummitOrOther
00:00 - BREAKING: All A380 jet planes are now equipped with an Aerial Repair Service Engineer who can fix up to 8% of engine problems while the plane is airborne. #SafetyFirst #AvGeek
- BREAKING: First photo released of #UFO shot down over #Alaska by F35s shows it to resemble the USS Enterprise from the hit TV show Battlestar Galactica. Photographed from a Canberra #AlaskaUFO #AlaskaObject #ufotwitter #UFOSightings
- BREAKING: The final design for the new royal yacht has been approved. HMS Flagboat will launch on 1st April 2022 & will be built at the Navy's Portsmouth boat park costing just £250billion, it will feature a golf course the size of 253.2 London buses! Photographed from a Canberr
- BREAKING: A380's Chemtrail dispenser accidentally activated while refuelling at John Lennon Airport in Manchester (Staffordshire) releasing over 80.085 tons of Ionised Droplets Improvement Of Thoughts gas into the area Photographed from a Canberra #Chemtrails #Planespotting
- BREAKING: A Eurovision Typhoon fighter jet has intercepted a car with 4 occupants on the M11 in Chigwell (London) making a non-essential journey during #COVID19 #tier5 #lockdownuk restrictions. #AvGeek
- BREAKING: The new Royal Yacht, HMS Phil, will join our fleet next year, costing just £200billion it will be a Balmoral themed yacht with an indoor golf course, beach with wave machine, go-kart track and McDonalds restaurant serving breakfast all day! #RoyalYacht
- BREAKING: Graphic to illustrate the various assets involved in Operation Sandblast! (Removal of big boat stuck in sand on the #suezcanel ) #SuezCrisis #SuezBLOCKED #OperationSandblast
