Them: why don't women want me?
Also them: when I get home, mommy is going to have to change my bedsheets because I pee-peed over women being people ๐
Honestly tho from a comedic perspective-
2Seok: screaming like they're at a strip club
Jungkook: also screaming but with a "hahaha I'm in trouble" edge
Tae: ๐๐๐
Yoongi: literally stomping his gotdamn feet looking like he's about to start howling
Jimin: ascending
Joon: ๐ง
I haven't read this since I was a teenager, but I don't know y u would start reading a series with the basic premise of "victorian child sells his soul to an actual demon from hell so he can get revenge on the people who murdered his family" and expect it not to be fucked up