Replying to @JoseCanseco
Aaron Judge, I am getting ready for you! Let’s see if you can hit a baseball as far as I can hit a softball. I doubt that very much! Let me know when you're ready — we'll do the competition for charity!
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Jose Canseco tweets with the missing punctuation.
Born July 2, 1964
Joined March 2021
- Replying to @JoseCansecoBy the way, Aaron Judge: I can still hit a softball further than you can hit a baseball. Anytime you want to find out, contact me!
- Replying to @JoseCansecoMerry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone, except two certain people. (I think they know who they are!)
- Replying to @JoseCansecoGood morning to everyone, especially Jennifer Lopez.
- Replying to @JoseCansecoWhatever you do, do not go to Lost World’s Myth and Magic in Las Vegas. They have a mask policy: will not let people in if you don't have a mask! You cannot purchase a mask here, they have no mask for you, but when you walk right through the door, no one's wearing a mask!
- Replying to @JoseCansecoMelinda Gates and Alex Rodriguez will be “publicly dating” by the end of the summer.
- Replying to @JoseCansecoAaron Judge: 10 years, $380 million.
- Replying to @JoseCansecoHappy Thanksgiving to everyone! (Except you know who…)
- Replying to @HeavyHitter180 and @JoseCansecoYour account must be full time work. Kudos!
- Replying to @JoseCansecoSpend a weekend with me, Jose Canseco, for golf, dinner, poker, bowling, and Q&A! Call Mike Maguire [ed. note: Mark McGwire?] at (571) 215-1147. [Guaranteed] a great time!
- Replying to @JoseCansecoFlying to New York this morning, my plane crashed! I was swimming to my appearance [at Jose Canseco Showtime Car Wash] and aliens picked me up. They’re going to drop me off at my appearance at 1 o'clock today! See you guys then.
- Replying to @JoseCansecoHappy Easter everyone, even Arod. Oh hell no, I take that back!!
- Replying to @JoseCansecoAaron Judge: I will be at Travis Scott's celebrity softball game in Houston on February 16, hitting some long homers. Come check it out!