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Elisa Granato
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Sci-comm | Researcher @kurz_gesagt | she/her 🇪🇺🦠🧫🔬| prokaryota on Bsky
Hattingen, Germany
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    Elisa Granato
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    Jun 18, 2025
    Big news, friends! I've joined "Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell" @Kurz_Gesagt as a Researcher & Fact-Checker 🐦💻🔍 Basically I get to nerd out over science with wildly creative people every day. Dream job! 💚 Go watch their stuff if you haven’t already! youtube.com/@kurzgesagt
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    Elisa Granato
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    Apr 8, 2021
    We all know it's true 😤
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    Elisa Granato
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    May 26, 2019
    German word for that feeling when you watch a nature documentary and you go THERE ARE SEWING BIRDS??!! WHY AM I ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW
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    Elisa Granato
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    Oct 8, 2021
    Drop a picture of your pet that looks like an album cover
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    Elisa Granato
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    Sep 24, 2021
    Imagine being God's perfect killing machine but you only weigh like 150g and people make kissy noises when they see you
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    Elisa Granato
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    Feb 4, 2022
    Ah, yes. A productive day.
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    Elisa Granato
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    Jul 2, 2023
    Someone I know met a woman who's a Nobel-prize winning biologist and she said "I see you are wearing make-up, that already tells me that you're not focussed and committed enough to make it in science".
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    Elisa Granato
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    Jun 17, 2021
    sending emails with your PI cc'ed
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    Elisa Granato
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    Mar 21, 2021
    Me to my lab bacteria: my babies 🥺 here's a perfect mixture of every nutrient and vitamin you could possibly need Me to my gut bacteria: dinner is skittles and beer, deal with it
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    Elisa Granato
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    Feb 23, 2024
    I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍someone asked me if i am still working on this paper
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    Elisa Granato
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    Oct 13, 2020
    Am I getting everything done perfectly? No. But am I getting the most important things done in a reasonable time frame? Also no.
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    Elisa Granato
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    Feb 26, 2024
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    Miss Grace💋
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    Feb 19, 2024
    What is your contribution to the society?
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    Elisa Granato
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    Jan 17, 2022
    planned a big experiment and now I have to do it
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    Elisa Granato
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    Jul 29, 2024
    me after writing and deleting one sentence in a manuscript
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