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Project AEON
@ProjectAeon3333
🚨NEW SPOT LISTING ALERT🚨 $SPX (SOL pair) is now live on @HyperliquidX app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/SPX/USDC the timeline for flipping the stock market just got 6900x faster...and a whole lot more moist😌 (btw $SPX is 100% waterproof)
00:00- chart watchers, tradooors, and non-believers are destined to be crushed under the boot of belief that is the aeon’s cognisphere. 🪽💹🧲
- To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand SPX6900. The goal of flipping the stock market is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Ethereum, Solana, and Base science technologies, most of that goal will go over a typical tradoor’s head. There's also
- I came here to eat cement and flip the stock market. and I’m all out of cement. 🪽
- in the Aeon lore of the Cognisphere™️, Atlaeon holds up the S&P6900 as the financial standard for eternity after the Believers claimed victory over the Tradfians in the Financomachy.
- at @spx6900 we are proud to say there is no gatekeeping. only IQ-keeping. 69 IQ points or under and you’re considered smart enough to call yourself vice president in charge of DCA maxxing. no, wait. make that junior vice president.
- 🚨 CALLING ALL AEONS 🚨 time to flip the stock(twits) market. between now and May 25, help $SPX claim the ichiban numba one spot on @Stocktwits - and unlock a 2M impression prize - by: 💹 following + adding $SPX to your Stocktwits watchlist👇 stocktwits.com/symbol/SPX.X we’ll
- become an aeon online and believe in somETHing
- belief comes at you fast, aeon🪽 don’t let it pass you by, or you’ll die Standard and Poor wondering what could have been if only you had flipped the stock market💹🧲
- “I’m sure a whale has caught fire before, but I don’t want to think about it.” - Aeon 791 On whales
- 💥BREAKING: WARRAEON BUFFETT SAMA HAS JUST ANNOUNCED HIS DEFECTION FROM TRADFI, CITING AN “OVERWHELMING DESIRE TO STOP TRADING AND BELIEVE IN FLIPPING THE STOCK MARKET WITH AEONS.” BERI SUGOI. BERI KAWAII. 🪽
