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Hey guys, it's me, The Pondering Chimp! But my friends call me... Donkey Kong Fanboy
Things I like: Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, and of course, DONKEY KONG!
I'M SO KONGTASTIC!
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Donkey Kong Fanboy (DONKEY KONG BANANZA HYPE)
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Donkey Kong Fanboy (DONKEY KONG BANANZA HYPE)
@Ponderin_Chimp8
DKC is my favorite franchise. DKC Cartoon is peak fiction. DK Haters DNI or else I will BANANA SLAMMA you!
#FreePalestine
19 & pan &hehim
Joined September 2021
- do you guys think she witnessed the Crucifixion of JesusMy favorite detail about Miss Simian is that she is over 2 million years old and everyone is just chill with that fact
- My favorite detail about Miss Simian is that she is over 2 million years old and everyone is just chill with that fact
- this fucking moment ruined my entire life and perception of the moon Because everytime I look at the Moon I just imagine a giant ass bear appearing out of nowhere and eating it like a pringles 😭Headin 2 bed
00:00 - this guy fucking sucks at donkey kong
00:00 - Aw man, but that's SO EXPENSIVE! How in the world am I supposed to get that kind of money?!?! ... Wait a minute... I HAVE AN IDEA! I'LL START A BUSINESS... MONKEY BUSINESS! GUYS I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT YOU NEED TO HEAR:
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Nintendo Switch 2 will retail for $449.99 - OH BANANA RETURNED I REPEAT OH BANANA FROM DONKEY KONG 64 RETURNED
00:00 - Cranky Kong having an extremely one sided beef with Mario is a really funny concept to me. Like he just hates Mario's guts so unbelievably much. He will go on for 10 minutes talking about how much he despises this man. Meanwhile Mario doesn't even acknowledge his existence
- Calling it now at the end of the game there's gonna be a very touching scene of DK saying goodbye to Tiny Pauline and it's gonna be this
- DK downplay in replies even though he casually does shit like this on a random Tuesday morning for seemingly no other motive but just to throw hands
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Remove Alien X and Ben gets fraudchecked by everyone here BTW.
