Spent this week trying to get answers from @Uber as to how my driver managed to drive me halfway up the UK while I dozed off thinking I was headed from Fulham to Croydon.
Woken up in the Midlands!
Didn’t hear a peep from my driver. £1453.86. 5 1/2 hrs on surge price x2.
Plastician / Stish
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DJ / Producer / @terrorhythm Record Label Owner / Music Industry
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- When a major label steps in to help you achieve your goals
- Replying to @Uber_SupportHurry up because I have newspapers in my DM’s today and they’ll pay more than this fare will cost you to refund. Gave you four days to sort it already.
- If you hold a British Passport you will be able to relate to this.
00:00 - Couldn't find my keys this morning. The Mrs said I should look harder. So I shaved my head and got a tattoo. Still can't find my keys.
- Replying to @NoContextBritsShaun of the dead and it isn't even close
- What pronouns did Michael Jackson go by? He/He
- In the past decade. Two acts that switched the entire direction of electronic music. Skrillex Disclosure
- A vegan said to me “people who sell meat are disgusting”! I said “people who sell fruit & veg are grocer”.
- If you're in the UK it's 20/4 so put the weed down and do some work
- People are always nostalgic for music from their twenties / uni days cos they were out doing madness to it. Reason u don’t like all this new music is cos u can’t link any exciting memories to it. Go out and live a little while listening to new music and create future nostalgia
- “Basically it’s kind of like Tech House but more underground shit but not deep like minimal. It’s it’s own thing. I don’t really do genres I don’t like being put in a box. I’m just me, you know?”
- We all know he’s having a laugh but the pen game is exsquisite





