Patrick
451 posts
Patrick
@Pizza_Suplex
Adult man playing game. Not on here. Vids @polygon 📺 Streams @ twitch.tv/pizza_suplex/ 📷 Posts @ instagram.com/pizza_suplex_v…
Gaming
Joined April 2009
- I am no longer employed. Please follow me on the better website where I am simply "pizzasuplex." pic not related to news.
- I hope that before I leave this worm ridden earth, we find a way to make shit roll uphill
- Just watched a squirrel bury a nut. Most entertaining goddamn thing I’ve ever seen. Made Star Wars look like absolute hog shit
- This amulet shortage is getting ridiculous. Just saw a soothsayer charge a yeoman 700 silver pieces for a corn cob with “posperity” writ upon it ☠️
- Soup ideas to get nephew into soup Cool soups Soups for the “tik tok” generation
- tbh I also do this when the animal is in my house and lives in my house
- Before I lose my blue check mark I just wanna say it’s been an honor serving alongside all the celebs and guys who work at local radio stations and 200 follower accounts who do rolly backpack reviews for the New York Times
- The real reason airline cockpits have locked doors is cuz the pilots don’t want you to know they are screaming and crying and holding each other the when the plane goes into a cloud
- I’m a member of the department of agriculture sniper team hired to take down the avian flu emus from a safe distance. Their heads are sssooo small we keep missing. Requesting air support
- Replying to @Pizza_SuplexThis one has left my sphere of influence so I guess I should do the housekeeping. 1. this is not real. it would be cool if it was. 2. the entertainment weekly video is not the real intro either it's some other silly thing 3. "Crisopher" Fuck was a typo but it's funnier like that
- My akido sensei (teacher) has given me authorization to use my more lethal wrist locks on any grinches of this jacked up nation
