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Pinkiescent 🎀
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Pinkiescent 🎀
@Pinkiescent_
CPA-K| Book worm| 中文学生 |Cat Mom|Thought daughter| I only debate my equals. The rest, i teach ✨
Nairobi, Kenya
Born April 1
Joined September 2020
- Just did a zoom interview and at the end when they asked me if I had a question i asked them "What would be a reason you wouldn't hire me" and they were too stunned to speak. The moderator lady ended up saying none so if i get rejected I'll use this recording in a court of law😭
- Fully funded Master's scholarship abroad with a part time job that pays in dollars🥹❤️Doggy or flat doggy ?
- I start each day by thanking the white man for the sunrise, for the land i walk on, for the air i breath. I also apologize for Niggas, for lord knows they ain't gon' apologize for themselves.
- Me accepting a 15k salary after spending 1.5 million on my degree
- Replying to @c1ph3rbnukMy next question would be "define better" 🙂
- Wale wezi wa thika road leo wamekua westlands leo waahh. Karibu niibiwe hii google pixel 9 pro yenye nilinunua na pesa yangu last week but one😮💨
- The number of people getting robbed in town especially kwa line za supermetro by thieves using the devil's breath is insane. Someone talks to you for less than a minute and you turn into a zombie. Naambianga watu ukiwa CBD hata upatane na mzazi mpite tu, mtaongelea nyumbani
- The only 24-hour supermarket in Meru with the most affordable prices. A supermarket started by blood, sweat and tears by a former hawker....What was the thought process involved here, Meru people????Magunas Supermarket in Makutano, Meru!
00:00 - Driving in Kenyan highways with an L sign is an extreme sport😭😭😭 called my dad crying and instead of helping me out ananiambia nitafute pa kupark nimalize kulia kwanza ndio niendelee☹️
- Jana usiku designated driver aliendesha gari ya mzazi ikiwa na handbrake from South B to kitengela😭
- Me driving: "These nduthi guys are so chaotic" Me on a Nduthi: Pitia chini ya hiyo lorri kuna spaceWhy is it called "rush hour" when nothing seems to move 😫
- Having to fight for independence twice in one's lifetime is nasty business😪A maumau veteran spotted in Nairobi CBD demonstrating with the Kenyan youth!
00:00 - My colleagues wanasema Target audience ya S class haiskizangi toxic lyrikal😭
Ningekua CFAO, sahii uyo bois wa "backbencher ndani ya S Class" angekua ashapata invite showroom kwa S Klassè ya 2025. Lakini what do I know.
