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Piddy
@PiddyPyro
just a compilation of my observations while trapped in this godforsaken nation
Joined January 2013
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    my ex been slandering me on Twitter for the last 9 months but i dont mind cuz i live in the real world where i can text her "wyd tonight" and have her choking on my cock 17 minutes after she's walked thru my door
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    Majority of "leave" voters summed up in one perfect picture.
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    Harry Kane in the 2nd half trying to get a touch of the ball
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    i remember when white people first discovered who Skepta was and a journalist from The Guardian went to one of his shows and the review was him complaining that "the music kept spinning out and the decks were malfunctioning" cuz he didnt know what a wheel up was looooooool
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    Replying to @JStarunit and @Neshayy1
    sometimes its important to remember that YOU are the prize
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    people forget this app is all make-believe
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    Replying to @QuickestTempa
    its about how long it takes to get my trousers off and find something good on Disney+
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    Skins, Inbetweeners, Misfits E4 had a phenomenal run from 2007 - 2011
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    when you match with your girl on Tinder
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    engaged and pregnant in less than a year, meanwhile im still on talking stage wit a ting from 3 years ago
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    call me crazy but i think its refreshing that Drake spends his free time listening to a variety of music to study other musical cultures, theres this singer/YouTube personality from Canada called Shaun Mendez and he recalls the first time he met Drake…
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    "On Wednesdays we wear pink" Drake: Say nada fam, tell dem bwoi dem cyant sit wit us
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    Kevin didnt apologise to his wife in that video he was letting the side-chick know he doesnt negotiate with terrorists...