@philjamesson.com on bsky
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@philjamesson.com on bsky
@PhilJamesson
comedy guy | find me elsewhere
- when i was a kid, i thought that laminating things was cool. now im an adult and i know that laminating things is extremely fucking cool
- in hell they just make you hang out with yourself from four years earlier
Soon we’ll be launching a change to how the block function works. If your posts are set to public, accounts you have blocked will be able to view them, but they will not be able to engage (like, reply, repost, etc.).- me: (counting on my fingers) bouncer: i just asked how old you are me: can you shut the fuck up for a second
- your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
- wait, they can lose 44 billion in one day and they're still totally fine? this gives me an idea...Tech tycoons lose $44 billion to one-day stock market rout trib.al/LSAfax9
- i think the mandela effect is fun because rather than admit you've been misspelling something your whole life, you get to say you simply fell into a different, incorrect universe
- i know today's date (03162022) doesn't mean much to anyone else but it's both my social security number AND the last eight digits of my credit card. plus it's my mother's maiden name
- "free in-store pickup?" yeah. thats what store is.
- shampoo bottle: Contains No Parabens! me (has no idea what that is or means): good.
- me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :) me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA
- dartmouth? yeah that sounds like a great school... if you like eating darts
