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Sarah Phelps
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Sarah Phelps
@PhelpsieSarah
Screenwriter. Pervert. BBC Monster. Befuddler of Lord Sugar. Broken, sweaty ape.
@phelpsiesarah.bsky.social
Joined March 2014
Don’t buy the fucking sun.- His poor wife. How fucking humiliating and horrible.
- Fuck - and I simply cannot stress this enough - off.Police boss criticised after saying women "need to be streetwise" about powers of arrest bbc.in/39UQ5WP
- Opinion: Let’s try “Dry Covid” – lockdown is the time to kick our national alcohol habit for good independent.co.uk/voices/coronav…
- 200 wankers whinging about my beautiful first born child Johannes, you’re blessed these two grace your grunting muddy existence. Now shit off and let all the children boogie,
- Lewis Capaldi being held aloft by the crowd as his tics overwhelmed him is massive, so important. really beautiful. Nobody would have got that a few years ago, would they? this love, care, kindness, understanding, this matters so much. We inch forward, we do, despite all. ❤️
- My smashing brother is having an assessment this morning and if he passes, he’ll be driving a bin lorry which will s an essential service and I’m really proud of him.
- Three. Billion.Tories face legal challenge over £3bn of 'missing' coronavirus contracts mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
- Fucking hell.I missed this. Wow
- I've got a fucking name, you wankersPig tempted out of ditch with Turkish delight bbc.in/46MxGYq
- Replying to @PhelpsieSarahAnyway, that’s a story about my darling silly 3 legged lurcher. She just knows. My other dog is a sociopath tho. She knows but she don’t care. Here’s Beulah the sweetheart. ❤️❤️❤️
- thank fuck but in French
- Leave Rylan the fuck alone.
