Petey
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- This Selena doesn’t have first name privileges.We ranked every Selena song on her new album bit.ly/38iDfyM
- I regret to inform you that no one wants to “sublease” your nyc apartment for 9 days while you’re on vacation.
- Cassie’s ability to end this Airbnb review on any sort of positive note is a feat.
- A man on Grindr sent me his stats and included “nyc firefighter”, so I said “love that!”. Then he sent me a pic of him in the rubble at ground zero after 9/11.
- Barbz, stop threatening me with deportation! I already live in Mexico and my favorite female rapper is Cher Lloyd, I am not the enemy!!Nicki preparing for her annual GRAMMYs rant
GIF - She’s gonna play the most iconic dumb bitch Ivanka.
- Someone on Scruff just said “Bottom to bottom, you are stunning!” and honestly we need to be uplifting each other like even if we aren’t gonna smash.
- I asked this guy for a pic and he sent one and said “If you’re not interested, could we still just chat?” and it broke me for some reason. So I will be chatting with him until he gives a reason not to 😭
