“Real women don’t wear that much makeup.”
I’m not trying to look like a “real woman”, Grant. I’m trying to look like a Great Fairy from Ocarina of Time. Fuck off.
Persephiroth
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Persephiroth
@Persephiroth
Dropout's Resident T-slur
Joined July 2017
- I don’t wanna be gay do crimes I wanna be gay do nap
- Excuse me, excuse me If you are queer and wrapped in a blanket, you are not a blanket burrito. You’re a fruit roll up
- I got in. I’m walking New York Fashion Week. @-@
- Replying to @PersephirothThe detail notes: powerdms.com/public/GADOC/d… Apparently it's a "good behavior" reward, and something they use to dangle the chance of parole over inmates. This is FUCKED UP.
- You’re invited to a gender reveal. You rsvp. You go. You pretend to eat their raisin-filled potato salad. Actually no you don’t, you’re not a saint. They get ready to pop off the store bought wildfire when your gift arrives. A dump truck full of geese. They’re angry.
- My games are less "Dungeons and Dragons" and more "Battle and Bisexuals".
- So. We just gonna have to wait for more episodes of Vox Machina, huh? That’s fine. Totally fine. I only liked it a perfectly normal amount. Yup. *eye twitch*
- Just so you know, @brennanlm is one of the only cis men I could be locked in a room with and not fear for my life. He is a wonderful person, and the most he could do to scare me is pull out the Baron voice. “I SHALL SUMMON MY STARK FATHER PERSËPHŒNE VALENTINE”
- I had a cursed idea and I’m doing it and no one can stop me. 8 weeks. 15 players. A chance to join the ultimate party—of love. Critical Love—A Bachelor inspired D&D monstrosity, where a TPK isn’t as bad as a broken heart.
- Hi y'all! I'm Persephiroth, a bisexual trans cosplayer and model who is also a DM for @FastTimesDnD! It totally coats zero dollars to like and retweet a queer creator. :)
- If you don’t like your name, change it. You don’t even need to change it legally. Just tell people. It can be awkward, but only assholes won’t respect it. You do not need to be trans to do so.
- My opener on dating sites is to ask what their favorite pokemon is I WANNA DATE A NERD OKAY
- Replying to @PersephirothAnother note I did forget to mention: This is all made legal by the 13th amendment. Don't believe me, just google it.