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I only come to this bar to plan how I’m going to steal this thing
demon peen
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demon peen
@PeeneyTodd
this might be something
- Got one out
I only come to this bar to plan how I’m going to steal this thing - Chances are you have one of these in your home. Grab a key and start checking!I need one of these 👀
00:00Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThis post is very clear satire, but because humans can't be trusted; Do not stick your keys into electrical sockets, you risk severe injury and everyone will laugh at you for it indianaec.org/2015/12/16/ele… - Just wondering how would a jury rule if I shot this thing in the park at nightJust because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.
00:00 - This thread is hilarious. 100% filled with people saying “actually my bill has about doubled” and this guy going “no it hasn’t” over and over againIf you think your grocery bills have doubled in the last four years, you do not live in the real world.
- Would rather hangout with this openly gay dude than the closeted one with a Zac Efron profile pic who posted this
- I hate when they don’t label who is whoUber Eats delivery driver murdered while making a delivery to an MS-13 gang member.
- My son in the backseat of the car while I’m inside losing the rent money on the craps tableErling Haaland likes the sauna. 😅🇳🇴
- Replying to @PeeneyToddBeen waiting for a community note on this bad boy
- Getting beat to death by home invaders because I can’t remember the spell that unlocks the drawer with my gun in itThis is the coolest table you will ever see: 😮
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