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Pee Wee Herman Melville
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Pee Wee Herman Melville
@PeeMelville
| exorchist | italianx | future ice mummy | 💀🎸 | 🍄📸 |
- Probably the most impressive thing about Star Wars when it was still under George Lucas is that like 6 different races think this guy was an offensive caricature of them
- >meet one of my dad's high-school friends and his daughter that's my age. >dad warns me she's autistic >dresses weird, seems quiet but pretty normal >a few hours later she finds a cool stick and starts doing sword moves with it >is this love?
- Replying to @stonersvillaLegalization and normalization really made me realize how truly lame, corny and uncool weed culture is
- Replying to @DangerisinuHomosexual fingers with body dismorphia typed this
- 🧵: I discovered this woman, who I call Loab, in April. The AI reproduced her more easily than most celebrities. Her presence is persistent, and she haunts every image she touches. CW: Take a seat. This is a true horror story, and veers sharply macabre.
- Replying to @CraigboldGRefuses fiat currency, owns slaves, yeah that's a libertarian
- A lot of very clever very smarmy people in the replies that have never heard of telling the bees and will never receive the blessings of the forest
Royal beekeeper informs the Queen's bees that Her Majesty has died x.com/i/events/15685… - 30 THINGS YOU SHOULD START DOING BEFORE YOU TURN 30 1/
- >Lady Jessica is producing an Atreides heir >ask if it is a girl child or a boy child >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is girl child and what is boy child >she laughs and says “it’s a good heir sir” >come to give human test >its a boy child
- I pour myself a beer. Quietly. The man cave is nice. It is quiet. I play the stand up pac man for 1 round. I am allowed 1 round. The sound is off. I must remain quiet. I must not disturb her. I enjoy time in my man cave. It locks from the outside. Soon she will return.
