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Pauly Shore
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Yo, brozzz, check out my tour dates
Is there a reason why all the late night shows just talk about politics when I was growing up and I was doing David Letterman Arsenio Hall there would just be a couple jokes about politics and then the rest was just random shit. Can we get back to the random shit, Boys, any- I don’t know if you guys saw the @TheAcademy Awards last night, but @jimmykimmel poked fun at me in the monologue. I loved it. But what I REALLY loved is that my old buddies from back in the day, Brendan Fraser and Ke Huy Quan, took home the Oscars! Never quit on your dreams.
00:00 - I just got word like everyone else that the beautiful Richard Simmons has passed. I hope you’re at peace and twinkling up in the heavens. Please give my mother Mitzi and my father Sammy a big hug and a kiss for me. You’re one of a kind, Richard. An amazing life. An amazing story.
- Attention comedians and @TheComedyStore alumni’s I say this with a heavy heart just left the hospital in Las Vegas where Louie Anderson his sisters and close friend were kind enough to let me say my goodbyes he’s still with us but keep him in your prayers
- Today is my beautiful mom’s birthday. Miss you every day in my heart and in my soul. Giving you big kisses. Happy birthday, mom. Love you, miss you - Pauly. You guys can wish her happy birthday too cause you guys are my friends, right?
- You got this dude ! We are all rooting for you. Our hearts are with you. ♥️
- Last night, we all hung out at @joerogan’s Comedy Mothership club with @TonyHinchcliffe, Adam Eget, my brother Scott, and Joe. Here’s a photo of my mom’s bar Mitzi’s that Joe created at his club. Here’s to many years of Joe developing young comics out of Austin.
- 27 years ago today on January 12th, 1996, Bio-Dome was released. Thank you guys for making it a fun cult classic. Viva los Bio-Dome, dooooodz!
- Looked through old MTV footage found some from some of the happier times out there in Los Angeles overlooking the hills. Thought I’d try to bring some lightness and silliness to the darkness. Stay strong in LA.
00:00 - Love you Louie Anderson. You are a beautiful, kind and loving man. And funny as fuck! We will keep your name alive down here... say what’s up to mom, dad, Sam, Carl, Mitchel, Richard, Robin and of course Bob Saget… Give them all a big hug and kiss. Rest well my friend 🙏
- Here’s a special message to all you crusty folks that keep requesting sequels to my movies. Watch the video and get to work stoners! Studios control these titles, not sweet baby wiezel. I love you guys!
00:00 - I hope you’re having a nice #SundayFunday. This one goes out to #BridgetFonda. A lot of people have been showing before and after pics of you, so I wanted to share before and after pics of ME. We all age, doodz — celebs are people too. Don’t harsh our gig so hardcore, crusters!
- I'm saddened to let everyone know my father Sammy Shore recently passed at the age of 92 from natural causes.
