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The Central Scrutinizer🏴☠️
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The Central Scrutinizer🏴☠️
@PaulsEgo
Solidarity Forever, for the Union makes us strong. 🔞
2 homeless insane people? Deploy seal team 6 immediately!!! Also, for the record “send troops to kill homeless people” is mighty Christ-like of ya.The health of America will be a lot better when Trump deploys troops to Portland- Andy in the original Child's Play: 6? 7? Gets a doll for his birthday. Understandable. Andy in the 2019 reboot: 12? 13? Why the fuck is this kid getting a doll for his birthday?
- Healthcare flavorSo, now we know @POTUS likes vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips. What’s YOUR favorite flavor of ice cream?🍦
- Replying to @PaulsEgosince this blew up, some important context: Fuck anyone who shits on the most vulnerable of us. You are eternal shitbags in my eyes.
- My parents were both unionized factory workers. In 1980, the year I was born, they were able to purchase 2 acres of land, build a house on it AND keep the family covered with decent health insurance. Today, the people that work at that same factory struggle to live in apartments
- Before the @PanicAtTheDisco concert tonight, I was worried that my girlfriend wanted to fuck @brendonurie. Now, after the concert I’m worried that I want to fuck @brendonurie.
- Trump said what? Jussie Smollett did what? Cultural Appropriation Callout! Bitching on Twitter! Meanwhile:
00:00 - I know that I don't care about a politician's ideas, experience and trustworthiness. I don't care about policy or the political philosophy these candidates embody. I care how much melanin they're packing, who they fuck and how they fuck them. Thanks @CNN
- Disagree with someone? ✅ Argue with someone? ✅ Distance yourself from someone due to their beliefs? ✅ Talk shit all day about how wrong someone is? ✅ Punch someone you disagree with in the face? ❌ A cheat sheet for morons.
