My computer is like “QuickTime has unexpectedly quit, Would you like to report it?” I’m like “Quicktime can do what it wants, I’m not about to snitch”
Paul Elia
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Paul Elia
@PaulElia
New Comedy Special out now on YouTube & Fb
- I can’t wait to hear you respond to these accusations. You should own up, confess, then send yourself to prison.
- I got attacked by an Amber Heard sympathizer but we won 💪🏼
00:00 - My comedy special is now available on @real_mintcomedy - use code PAUL for special gift (the gift is not @mattrife) 🔗 in bio Promo director: @ErikGriffin 🎶: @majidjordan (Violet from Good People)
00:00 - I think @EnesKanter is one of the best players in the league. I remember during Ramadan he dropped 12 points, 14 rebounds, and 20 Rakats
- I don’t think Trump would pass a citizenship test.
- A woman can be walking with a mask on and a dude would still be like “you should smile more”.
- Just started watching Ozark. An alternative title - Narcos: White People
- I look at someone without a mask in public, the same way I look at somebody with a yahoo email. I wanna be as far away from them as possible.
- My mom called me when I got on the plane. I had her on speaker. She was speaking arabic. Everyone was like
GIF - Eating the booty like groceries, means I put the booty in my fridge, then go out eating other booty’s from different places, then finally realizing I forgot to eat my original booty, but I gotta throw it out now because there’s mold. The booty expired 1/2/18
- Just so I haven’t understanding. Which side would you choose
