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Patrick Wilder
@Patrickmelbs
Alexa play Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
Joined December 2020
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    I may be a top but there's nothing better than gagging on a huge cock
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    Friends nudes just hit different ๐Ÿซฆ
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    So many people message me and say they saw me out but were too shy to say hello or thought I'd think they're a creep. I promise I won't. I'll say hello and chat to anyone and if I think we vibe I'll probably even make out with you. Just FYI
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    Looking for a temporary boyfriend who will watch house of dragons with me and cuddle. Must not get angry when I ask "who's that?" whenever someone new appears on screen.
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    Just walked past a guy sitting in his car scrolling through gay porn on Twitter and honestly... Same.
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    I keep flipping between wanting to be a massive slut and wanting to settle down in the country with a nice husband and raise chickens. There is no in between.
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    Oh shit. I'm enjoying sex again. Better fuck before I get the ick again.
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    What's all this about tops not liking to suck dick??? I'll suck a dick till the sun comes up. Thats fun as hell.
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    My desire for sex has always been greatly eclipsed by my desire to not leave my house or speak to people
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    Boyfriend has been away for a couple weeks and I am absolutely feral lately ๐Ÿฝ
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    I just want a boy with a cute face, chubby waist with thick legs in shape, his rump shaking both ways. Makes me do a double take.
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    Normalise making out with your friends. Sometimes I just wanna give em a little smooch.
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    Twitter has been great for my sex life but absolutely dogshit for my dating life.