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Whenever you start to question your own artistic choices, just remember: Picasso drew a butt.
Pat Rothfuss
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Pat Rothfuss
@PatrickRothfuss
Manic Pixie Dream Hobo. Iconoclast. He/Him twitch.tv/patrickrothfuss
- Just in case anyone was wondering, "I hope you don't die before you write that book I want to read" isn't actually a compliment.
- It's pronounced, "Kvothe."
- Hey there everybody, It's really easy to be hard on yourself this time of year. If you're tempted to do that, I'd like you to know that I just spent 15 minutes trying, and failing, to find maple syrup in a grocery store. In Canada. You're doing great. You are loved.
- If you don't vote, you're not a rebel. You're *part* of the system. Not voting says: "I'm fine with the state of this country right now." And hear my words: If you're okay with this country right now, you are either woefully uninformed, or monstrously evil. Vote.
- *In the airport, TSA guy gives my groin a solid frisk* TSA guy: (gesturing) Do you have anything there? Me: Oh yes. *Guy stares at me* Me: Oh. You mean other than, like... my dick? Guy: I'm going to go over the area again. Me: I don't blame you, it's pretty great.
- Hey @realDonaldTrump, Your policies have greatly angered me, so I have summoned a powerful dragon. As proof of its existence, I have commanded it to begin eating the moon. Resign at once, or I will command it to destroy you. Sincerely yours, Pat Rothfuss (Wizard)
- It is traditional to give flowers, but there are no flowers in winter. Instead, I, your Winter Boyfriend, bring wood that I have cut for our fire. My love for you is not decorative, it is purposeful and solid. It will keep you safe and warm through the dark hours of the night.
- I feel attacked.|๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ| FINISH THAT BOOK YOU'VE BEEN MEANING TO FINISH ALREADY |๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ__๏ผฟ| \ (โขโกโข) / \ / --- | |
- For the record, I'm still angry they canceled Firefly.
- When I grow up, I want to be Moana's grandma. But I'm worried I'm going to spend my whole life as Moana's dad....
- The Doors of Stone.Youโre on a first date with someone, and they tell you the name of their favorite book. You immediately leave. Whatโs the book?
