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Patch
@PatchMcScratchy
Freudian wet dream. My interests include EastEnders, Nintendo, and staring at your dad's crotch.
- Last night I went to a gay bar and this (very drunk) girl tells me she’s engaged. I congratulate her and ask if it’s to a guy or a girl and she was so MORTALLY offended that I would suggest she’s a lesbian. Straight girls, this is why gays get annoyed at you using their spaces.
- musky ballsWhat is this men genre called
- Showing a horse a carrot x.com/cntb1988/statu…
- Amanda Holden because I said it was ironic she was judging a talent show. I didn’t @ her but she must have been looking herself up bcos she DMed me with a video of her singing on the West End and then blocked me. 😭what celebrity has you blocked and why? 😭
- Realising the bump of coke your friend just gave you was actually ket
00:00 - When you’re in the kebab shop and they ask what you want. x.com/jackofy/status…
- Thomas, Imogen, Fergus, Chloe and I are having a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt. Would you like a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt?
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