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Michael is my middle name. 😂 It’s not a fake name. 😭
Mike
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Mike
@ParadoxicalMike
oh, hey!
- Stop turning your hobbies into work. Stop turning your hobbies into work. Stop turning your hobbies into work. Stop turning your hobbies into work. Stop turning your hobbies into work. Stop turning your hobbies into work.
- Why are the people who actively fought against Kamala Harris winning the election asking where she is after they *actively* made sure she had no role starting at 12:00PM on January 20, 2025???? Are y’all insane? Lmao.
- Cardi B saying she’ll pay her lawyers $100k just to avoid paying those people $39k out of principle because they’re lying on her name is the kinda wealth I want to have. 😂
- DL at 39 years old is INSANE. Grow up.
- HIV is not only very treatable (with as little as two shots every 8 weeks!), but it’s also just as easily preventable with the marvels of modern medicine (again, as little as 1 shot every 8 weeks!!!!!). Taking that away is an act of incredible cruelty.
- The pain I felt when they closed my mom’s casket today is something I’ve never felt in my life. My heart literally stopped in my chest and I couldn’t breathe for a few seconds.
- They absolutely teach this in school. Y’all just didn’t pay attention in any of your US History, US Government, or Civics classes lol
- We can't see her tweets, so thanks for confirming. None of us would have known.
- Some of y’all’s grandparents had 7-15 kids all one year apart and somehow y’all think our generation is hornier than them? Ok.
- Some of y’all are NOT good people. Y’all are just attractive and people wanna fuck you so you get away with being shitty human beings.
- Replying to @BobbyKingDealActing like nothing happened would have probably had me on First 48 😭
- Du@ne M@rtin…! I will always understand.Will Smith’s fit at the beginning of MIB is so wild. he’s got some kind of full-body hazmat looking suit tied around the waist and a like silk football jersey
