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Poob

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Poob

@PapaPoob

Purveyor of 😵‍💫ddities. hair parted, pants sharted. Adult baby genius. Indianapolis Jones. 👼🏻 Business: [email protected]

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Joined September 2016

Poob
@PapaPoob
Jul 14, 2023
My roommates mom’s dog, Little Brother, has fallen.I’ve been told he died somewhat peacefully in his sleep. I’d like to say a couple words about the kind of man he was..little brother was the oldest dog I’ve ever seen. It’s insane he lived this long. He was a fighter, and pet dog
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Oct 3, 2023
The stray pitbull I’ve been trying to turn into a super weapon by feeding it testosterone and gunpowder has unfortunately been killed by the government 😢… but the way he exploded when they shot him shows me that I’m getting closer to my goals
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Jan 31, 2025
I gave a mouse a cookie and then he unbuckled his tiny jeans and flashed his little mouse cock at me and my family. Then he flipped me off and casually walked into his hole. I could hear him banging the shit out of his mouse wife in there and the room started to smell like cum
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Mar 13, 2024
Guy next to me on my flight must be an Air Marshal, how exciting!! he keeps flashing me his gun and saying he’s going to fucking kill me if I say anything. When I said I had to piss he put it up to my temple
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Jun 3, 2022
“You’re so naturally funny 😂” write this down and get one thing straight, bitch. There is nothing natural about it. It’s unnatural, supernatural even. Sometimes I scare the shit out of myself with how hard people laugh at my jokes
Poob
@PapaPoob
Feb 12, 2023
Super Bowl? What is that? Like something for little fat fuckers to eat their cereal out of? I’m just jesting guys, I’m aware and excited for it! Have a great Sunday!
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Jun 12, 2023
I ask the cute barista what day it is “Monday, already? Oh fuck not Monday” I’m visibly devastated. She asks if I missed a big meeting. “Nope, I just hate Monday’s. Kind of reminds you of a certain feline, no?” She bares her biblically awesome tits and I explode in my pants
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Jul 1, 2023
I heard that your brain fully develops at 25 and I think it finally just happened to me! I heard a massive pop sound followed by blast of light. Now all I smell is burnt toast! It’s like my brain was bread and now it’s done cooking and uh..I uh, uh whadu duh aahh ooowww huh uh du
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Mar 30, 2023
Hey guys it’s Poob’s ex! Just wanted everyone to know that he’s actually really chill and always pleased me well, sexually. Did I mention I’m a famous actress? I can’t go into it, but here’s a hint “life in plastic, it’s fantastic!” anyway I’m typing this not him. Margot Robbie
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Aug 9, 2023
When I was a child… police found so much yoda porn on my dad’s computer that while technically not illegal, was so weird that they made me live with my grandma. That was my yoda porn and he took the fall..I’ll never be able to thank him bc the state put him in a mind prison 😭
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Poob
@PapaPoob
May 31, 2023
Replying to @PapaPoob
Okay fine it’s my Birthday and if you don’t make me feel special I’ll kill myself!
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Jul 2, 2024
My grandma making her famous egg nog “have you seen my little whisker 👵🏻?” Me “uh have your checked your chin!” I turn to look at the camera and wink, she catches me mid head turn with a hook. My jaw is ripped from my head and I slump into the wall completely lifeless
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Sep 25, 2023
I’ve been trying to keep up with tik tok lingo so I can get my 8th grade brother to love me and today I asked him if he was thuggin’ it out or genuinely tweaking these days (just making small talk) and he called me a slur only kids know
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Poob
@PapaPoob
Feb 14, 2023
A day like this, makes a man really consider jerking off twice. Wild devilish thoughts going on rn lord forgive me
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