Palmer Paddleboat
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- Honestly, I wish I could get hit by a bus, but I don’t think it’s possible since I’m such a stud athlete
- If you don’t travel back and forth with one of these, please don’t associate with me
- Yik Yak is Twitter burners for unfunny people
- I’ve already been pouring all day. I think Mother Nature wanted to pour some for herself
- Might run to the store today, running a little low on choccy milk
- Little late but had to share my Halloween costume. Hahah. I just really relate to Heath Ledgers Joker. Bitches really be breakin a young man. Hahaha typeeee shi
- Blessed to announce I received my first arrest last night by Fayetteville County Jail. I’d like to thank my pledge master, pledge dad, and pledge class for all they sacrificed to make this happen. Only the start 🙏 -Palmer
- $250 racket, but I feel like it would be a little bit of a disadvantage without the string things
- Had a nightmare last night that I wasn’t a SEC frat boy. Luckily it was all just a dream!
- In my Accounting Final Exam Review and feel like team USA when Herb Brooks is drawing up a play in Miracle
