Paddy McGuinness ❤️
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Paddy McGuinness ❤️
@PaddyMcGuinness
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- Congratulations, you’re a national embarrassment, a coward and really shit at throwing a punch. Oh and the professional sports person you attacked from behind scores against your club minutes later. Birmingham is a great City but in every bunch of roses there’s alway one prick!
- Those One Direction lads are all over this years @socceraid 👍🏼 wee @NiallOfficial assistant manager for rest of the world!
- Found out a shop nearby has put the price of hand sanitizer up from 99p to £4.99! How do these people sleep at night? That’s the price of milk, bread and eggs for families that are already financially stretched. Sad to hear but even sadder that I’m not surprised. #coronavirus
- Dear Police Officer. If you see me sat on the grass I’m not sunbathing. I’m a 46 year old man who simply jogged beyond his limits. Please leave me be, soon as I get my vision back I will attempt to get home! #staysafe #stayhome #sticktoyourlimits
- Done myself homemade chips, sausage and egg for tea (dinner for you Southerners). Not the healthiest of dishes but one of my all time faves. Obviously a side order of white bread, with best butter and a pot of tea on the side! #oldskootea
- Am I or have I ever voted Tory? - No. Did I vote for Brexit? - No. Do I want Boris Johnson to recover from this awful virus? - Yes. Do I want his pregnant wife to recover? - Yes. Do I want us all safe and well? (Even the dickheads who bought all the loo roll)- Yes. #staysafe
- Morning! Thanks for all your tweets regarding ‘Is This The Way To Barnard Castle’, glad it pepped you up during these mad old times. If I’d known it was going to get nigh on 3 million views, I’d have put some Mascara on my whiskers! Have a belter. 👍 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle
- 1. Just had a deep breathe and walk away moment. Dropped my little ones off at a play centre. Parked in a disability space while they got out. Had all our relevant disability badges on display only for some bell end to come over and tell us that we don’t look disabled? #ignorance
- I’m told it’s been 20 years since Phoenix Nights first aired on @Channel4 this makes me feel very nostalgic but mostly old! While I’ve got the rose tinted specs on, any questions? I’ll be here for an hour. 👍 #phoenixnights
- A constant throughout my life. 15:00 Christmas Day will never be the same. RIP HM Queen Elizabeth.
